Ok.............This is gonna be fun.........
Everyone who can see this already knows who I am and what a totally weird person I am.( at least compared to perfectly normal people).Hmmmmm...............I can't think of anything amusing in my life....... so instead will put humorous quotes instead:
--A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and what was the question?-Unknown
--The Wheel's spinning, But the Hamster's asleep!-Unknown
--Doesn't have the brainpower to toast a crouton--Unknown
--Boldly Going Nowhere-Unknown
--Go away before I taunt you a second time!--Monty Python and the Holy Grail
--Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my father, prepare to die!-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
--Do not Meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup-Unknown
That last one HAS to be my Favorite.